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zidane vs. materazzi ultimate foul showdown

Does John Lovitz’s need Money?

Because I will lend him some if he will lend some if he stops doing those Subway commercials

My Power Grows Daily

Your Birthdate: November 1

You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Smithers have the Rolling Stones killed

You Are Mr. Burns

Okay, so you're evil... You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary! You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."

The Simpsons Personality Test

TURNER MEDIA MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

This time they have gone to far. The line must be drawn here this far no further. I just tried to open the Robot Chicken cartoon where the Emperor receives a phone call from Darth Vader telling him that the Death Star has been destroyed and I get this message

This video has been removed at the request of copyright owner Turner Media because its content was used without permission

Really was this Internet cartoon a threat to the Turner Media Empire? Did the values of their shares drop even 1 millionth of a cent because of this?

Or maybe it hit a little to close to home?


So angry.

Enough with the Shuttle already

Shuttle launch countdown begins

Now I am a huge supporter of the space program and I respect the US for the amount and time and money they devote to space exploration but come on, if the shuttle did not work last year or the year before that, what makes them think that it is going to work this time around. I mean last time it was like they just send the astronauts into space to repair their shuttle, the time before that people died. I think that it is time that they stop diverting resources to the shuttle fleet and start diverting resources to the next generation of spacecraft. Maybe it is even time for other countries to make a greater commitment and build and international fleet on the same principles of the International Space Station.

Either way I do hope that this mission is a success. I mean if missions like these keep setting us back, I may never be able to walk on the Sun before I die.


Or Cruithne for that matter (how come nobody wants to go there anyway?)

I don’t care what anybody says….

I still think Brittany Spears is sexy.

I think I know a thing or two about being cool…

Way to go Dustin

Sorry I have not been around my computer much recently. First off all I would like to congratulate Dustin Duncan on his big win in Mondays by-election. I have known Dustin for several years and it is about time he finally decided to run for office. Also can someone please explain to me how winning 12 polls is somehow a victory for the Liberals. It’s like the Trojans saying “well our city burnt down, but at least we shot an arrow in Achilles heal. So in a way we both won the war.”

From the “Don’t drink the Kool-Aid department…”

DON’T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!

What does it mean to “Do an empty box”?

So I get on the elevator to leave work the other day. I push the down button on the 7th floor and I get in the elevator. The light on the elevator is clearly indicated that the elevator is going down. I get in and there is one other guy standing there dressed as a maintenance employee. I look at the panel and every button is pushed. I said to the guy “Oh, I thought this elevator was going down”. The guy stares straight ahead. I pushed the main floor button and the elevator would have gone down but then this guy sticks his elavator key in to make it go up. It goes one floor up; the guy looks out of the elevator and gets back in. I look at the light that again indicates that the direction of the elevator is down. The guy puts in his key again and we go up. On the way up I ask “Should I be getting out and waiting for a different elevator?”. The guys stairs straight ahead and gives no response. I ask, “So what exactly are we doing anyway?” the guy rudely says, “look at the floor!” I look at the floor and look up puzzled he says, “Well what do you see?” I say “An empty box.” The maintenance man says “Well that is what I am doing”

What your doing an empty box? Is that your job? When I ask what you doing I expect some sort or action word like a verb. Now I admit I did not study much English grammar in all my French schooling nor was their much English grammar studied while earning my French degree but is “an-empty-box” some sort of funky English verb that I have never heard of. Like is that your job? Do you find it rewarding? Is there plenty of room for advancement in the Empty Box on the floor business?

I get off the elevator at the next stop push the down button to get a new elevator which does not work because the system thinks the elevator with the guy doing the empty box on the floor is still going down. So I have to wait until it closes and leaves to get a new one. I mean what was this guy’s problem. Could he not say, “Sorry I am going up, would you mind taking the next elevator” Or sorry “My box and I need some time alone” I would have understood. I do not know why but this guy just bothers me.

I think I might have found my in…

You know Shakira, if your not busy and you want to get together for coffee sometime, I think that would be swell….No, no just coffee and we will go from there…. here wait before you answer why don’t you sit and have a cup of coffee. My treat :)

And for my next trick I am going to turn water into funk

Copperfield To Impregnate Woman Onstage

(WENN/CBS) Illusionist David Copperfield is planning to go one better than rival David Blaine by impregnating a woman live onstage.

The magician will carry out the stunt in Germany, without - he insists - even touching the volunteer.

Copperfield tells PageSix.com, "There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex.

"Everybody will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

Copperfield has performed numerous high-profile illusions, including his onstage flight with an audience member and the disappearance of the Statue of Liberty. He is also known for his extended and failed engagement to Supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

My apologies to Irish Eyes who told me about this story, either way there so much to say I cannot possibly say it all... Like

what does he mean by "Naturally there will be no sex". There is nothing that sounds natural about that.

Insert Immaculate Conception joke here….

I knew I was Battlestar Galactica

I just took this quiz. Sorry I could not publish the picture and the description of what is means to be Battlestar Galactica, but the HTML screwed up my blog so I removed it (I did copy and paste some of the text). The more I think about it, the more I believe that the crappy HTML which disrupted my blog could be the first step in a Cylon plot for the all-out take over of The Dead of the Night.

I have to go now, I have plans to make.


Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? v1.0
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Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)

81%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)

81%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)

63%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)

56%

SG-1 (from Stargate)

56%

Serenity (from Firefly)

50%

Moya (from Farscape)

50%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)

50%

Today in the realm of over-complicated evil

Canadian Politician Denies Clinton Affair

Billionaire Belinda Stronach insists there is nothing true about the rumors she and former President Clinton are having an affair, adding that it's all a Republican plot.

You know I do not believe that Clinton has had an affair with Belinda. But come on Belinda a Republican conspiracy, I think someone is suffering from megalomania (did I use this word in the right context?)


Anyway, even if the Republicans were plotting against you to get Bill, one question still remains…why? Bill is out of politics and Hillary is the one making the presidential run and if memory serves correctly every time Bill has had sexual relations with another women and then denied it is Hillary's popularity that goes up. This is the first time in over a decade that the Republican’s want Bill to keep his pants on. You know the more I think of it, this could be a Democrat conspiracy.